JOKES!!....

Jokes are also interesting to learn a language. So, here are some jokes:

- Mom, mom, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!
- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!

- Do you know why the ocean is blue?
- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

There's a man so short that one time he sat down into a marble and said: 'The world is mine!!!'

A woman goes to the doctor and tells him: 'You know Doc, I'm suffering of amnesia.'
The doctor asks, 'OK. When did you notice that?'
The woman replies: 'What?'

My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.

jeje there are some jokes I wait that them liked...

Letter for my mom...

Hi, well this is an exercise about Julia. She´s a student but she wants to leave home, but her parents would prefer her to stay at home.... So, I think the Julia would say:

Dear Mom:

I miss you too, but I wait that you and my dad undesrtand me and respet my decision , I like to stay here in the city, and don't worry for the money I to get a good job in the evenings, because in the morning I go to the school and don't worry for my grades, are excellents grades! I like that you undesrtand that it's a challenge for me, If you want to help me, come to visit me anyday to talk and cook like the old times. And tell you at my friends that I miss you and that they write me an email. Tell you at my dad that I love you and I won't fail I promise it.

I love you mom, and love my dad don't worry for me I'll be OK.

kisses and hugs! Your dear Julia

"Chewing Gum Day"

Hi everybody, well I think this day is important for all those that we like the chewing gum, the reasons for these day are:

* Everybody like the chewing gum

* Do you imagine all the people with chewing gum, all de day???

* You could be to chew in everywhere, in the school, in the house, in the bank and the CELEX!!!

So, I think that's it's an important day.... don't you believe?

CANCUN... Sea, Sun, Sand and Sex!!! ....

"GENERAL INTRODUCTION"

The history of Cancun is very short, 30 years ago there was not in this deserted island nothing else that virgin beaches. The government Mexican and FONATUR they planned with all detail the creation of a tourist city in this fringe of sand to surrounded of the sea caribe.

Nowadays, Cancun is a reality.... it is a tourist great destination with multinational chains of hotels, where they work hundred of restaurants and tourist services are lent of good quality.

"TOURISM"

Cancun is one of the tourist destinations recognized in the world. Sea, white sand, temperate weather and many activities and attractions make that this beautiful destination is the favorite of millions around the world.

You can practice your favorite sport, like the surf, fishes, snorkel or the diving, because in Cancun you can fin one of the biggest reefs in the world for practice some of these sports.
For the night, you can find some of the biggest Discotheques in the world, as well as fascinating restaurants and bars that will make of you nights something unforgettable.

"PEOPLES"

Your recent creation and development has to cause a mixture of inhabitants of diverse regions of Mexico and the other countries, by the numerous work offers that it presents the tourism. However, Cancun is identified with the folklore, gastronomy and the Mayan Culture.

HOLIDAYS

In 1602, 101 emigrants came to the New World running away from religious persecution. They attacked Native Americans out of fear but when winter arrived hunting was made difficult and survivor to that season could see those Native Americans were not as bad as they thought because they shared food and turkeys with them and since then Americans have made this a national celebration which is known as "Thanksgiving day"....

Dreams

Many of Us don't know the good or bad that can be to dream. Apparently just there are dreams.. but many times it reflects our sense of humor, problems, emotions, concerns, etc...

This History it's about the meaning of dreams....
Here participated a specialist doctor (psychiatrist) and patient...

Patient: Hi Doctor, I came because I have a bad dreams :(
Doctor: Bad Dreams??? Explain, please
Patient: Well, for example, yesterday I dream that I went walking down the street and somebody was still behind me, then I walked fast but it continued behind me... so I ran but suddenly was trapped in a dead end!!! .... Then I woke up...
Doctor: And how you felt?
Patient: I was frozen in a terrifying situation and was everything sweater!
Doctor: Mmm... I see the problem, you have stress! maybe for excess work
Patient: So, What do you recommend me?
Doctor: I recommend that you takes some vacations to relaxes and I will describe some sleep pills
Patient: Oh!! thank you doctor, I think that it's a good idea the vacations..
well I leave, thank you to listen to me!! ;) see you!
Doctor: You're welcome, enjoy your vacations!!! And don't forget a souvenir for me!!! Byeee :)

Sleep Habits and Sleep Problems

My Sleep Habits:

Before going to bed, I turn off the light of my room, and then I to switch the T.V. on, because I can´t get to sleep If I don´t watch T.V. Also for me is necessary have two pillows to sleep, one for my head and the other to hug.
And almost every day I get up early, but on Sundays, I get up late!!! :)

My Sleep Problems:

I think that one of my sleep problems is that I go late to bed at 12:00a.m., because at that hour, I finished my homework.
And perhaps, other problem is that I often wake up in the middle of the night because, I go to the bathroom, although I feel lazy to go to the bathroom, but it's necessary!! :(

Why This Blog?

This Blog is a tool to practice English... Aspects like grammar and writing... I study in the CELEX, but I believe that, with the tecnology we can practice outside of the class room... So here we go!!!