JOKES!!....

Jokes are also interesting to learn a language. So, here are some jokes:

- Mom, mom, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!
- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!

- Do you know why the ocean is blue?
- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

There's a man so short that one time he sat down into a marble and said: 'The world is mine!!!'

A woman goes to the doctor and tells him: 'You know Doc, I'm suffering of amnesia.'
The doctor asks, 'OK. When did you notice that?'
The woman replies: 'What?'

My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.

jeje there are some jokes I wait that them liked...